Inspired by Donald Trump’s oath of office, Jimmy Kimmel solemnly vowed to continue to satirize, criticize, lampoon and harpoon the most powerful man in the world. “For the last eight years” Jimmy explains – “I’ve been forced to make jokes about the First Lady’s vegetable garden. So if you think I’m not gonna grab this pumpkin and shake it until the seeds pop out…you’re damn right I am!”
Jimmy is a bipartisan comedian, but – he explains, even those who support or are related to Trump know deep down that there is something very unusual about a man who sold steaks through Sharper Image, and who body slammed Vince McMahon at ‘Wrestle mania 23.’ This is but a short excerpt of Trump’s more unusual actions.
Lest you think Jimmy’s picking on Trump, Kimmel shares the video evidence
that he was present at the golden moment when George Bush comically couldn’t find a door to exit the stage. President Obama was not spared. “When President Obama slipped his skinny hips into a pair of Mom Jeans and threw out the first pitch at the All-star game I was there calling him Aunt Nancy,” said Kimmel.
If you are advised to make lemonade when life hands you lemons, stick around and see what Jimmy Kimmel will make of the strange, orange fruit we’ve just been handed.