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New Rules Bill Maher, Candidates! Sign Bill Maher’s Pledge, July 22 2011

Best quote: "Republicans would by ice cream if it was called Dog Shit & Reagan."

The American Eagle Liberty Bell Ronald Reagan You’re A Homo If You Don’t Sign It Pledge

1 After this sign no more pledges.

2 Don’t drive a truck or do anything to appear homespun.

3 Swear to swear.

4 NO FLAG PINS!

5 NO FLANNEL SHIRTS!

6 You must admit that the American people are morons.

7 You must tell voters America is on the way down.