Bill Maher closes his 2014 season with his three-step program to save Christmas! For as we all know, we just don’t have enough of it.
Keep in mind it is a celebration of that glorious night when Jesus was born to a Jewish virgin and a absent father in a barn. Like most Gods Jesus was born INTO IT given as he was expensive incense, top of the line ladies perfume and of gold. The fourth and fifth wise men with the JP Morgan stock portfolio and the NRA membership were waylaid, you know, the Middle East and all.
First we have to rename the Holiday to Thankshallowistmas.
Second because Fox News and talk radio have made most of our relatives impossible to talk to, limit conversations to the weather, sports and what the dog is thinking [I know that answer to that one – “Let’s eat and / or go somewhere.”] Oh, and the main topic not to bring up are the good things Hitler did.
And lastly, hone in on that Jehovah’s Witness business of no presents for anyone at anytime, ever.