Despicable: Joe Paterno the Penn State football coach who failed miserably to deal with a child rape nine years ago. Is it time to face up to it now?
Stupefying Dronemeister: Bill O’Reilly. Compensating for a small ego, Bill is devoting his show to comparing his ratings to those of MSNBC. This has the information and interest value of doing inventory. One thing he’s not doing is touching the Herman Cain story. Tomorrow Loofah Boy reads the phone book.
Ditzyfying: Michele Bachmann has a jobs plan that is set in stone! Okay, it wasn’t presented as a job plan – but the idea she did present is so absurd that it can be nothing other than a ruse to cover for her clever big National Pride Job Plan Surprise 2012! Are there any stone masons out of work? Must not be afraid of heights.