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Onion Week in Review, Diets don’t work and Tim Tebow, June 10 2013

the onion dietTim Tebow!  Why isn’t he on Fox News?  Is Tim Tebow too smart for Fox?

We have to make sure all Republicans understand that dieting does not work. That drinking quarts of Coca Cola a day is not only good for you, but a slap in a liberal’s face. And they need more guns in their family rooms, with bigger clips. And that because Blacks can use the NWORD they can too.