Mitt just has that sexual electricity a woman cannot resist! The satire being that Mitt Romney is the perfect man to play, The Most UNinteresting Man in the World! HE DOESN’T BOWL AT ALL! Though I have heard that he does that physical prank of kicking the door with his foot and pretending it hit him in the forehead. Which is cool. I know it is cool because I do it. Well, when the kids were little…