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Onion: Woman pays Romney for sex, Romney soars in polls

 

Mitt just has that sexual electricity a woman cannot resist!  The satire being that Mitt Romney is the perfect man to play, The Most UNinteresting Man in the World! HE DOESN’T BOWL AT ALL! Though I have heard that he does that physical prank of kicking the door with his foot and pretending it hit him in the forehead.  Which is cool.  I know it is cool because I do it. Well, when the kids were little…

Prostitute pays romney for sex