Los Angeles —Unimpeachable sources indicate the reason Paris Hilton was prematurely released from jail Thursday is so the celebutante can attend the G8 Summit meeting with world leaders scheduled in Heiligendamm , Germany,. From June 6 though 8. German Chancellor and Summit hostess Angela Merkel stated she “is looking forward to Ms. Hilton’s input. After all,” quipped the Chancellor, “she knows the international ropes and can certainly deal with the publicity.”
The hotel heiress is expected to arrive in Germany later Thursday, and is tentatively scheduled to also address the World Court in The Hague, Netherlands. Ms. Hilton issued a statement indicating her recent brush with the law in California has given her “some new ideas vis a vis jurisprudence.”
US President George W. Bush said he “welcomes any help he can get with this crowd. Maybe she can help Laura with the place cards”