We are obviously up against more than campaign promises and workable plans to fix the deficit and job creation. We are up against – us! Susie Sampson of Crooks and Liars puts on the mantle of Tea Party ‘Woman on the Street’ to find out why typical Americans feel strongly about the candidates. It is so revealing as to cause me to develop a nervous tic. IS John McCain running again? ‘Some say’ that he is still in the running! Then again, ‘sources reveal’ that Obama has made major renovations to the White House for nefarious purposes, after running away with our amendments – you can’t slip anything by folks who watch Faux News or listen to fuzzy radio stations from Pluto.