Their plan – a nation of hillbillies!
Their goal – to complete the work the GOP started with the *Teabaggers.
Their vehicle – A banjo and clean cut Ed Helms and a sassy female with a diabolical plan to repopulate the country with illiterate hayseeds. It’s going pretty well so far, hey?
* In the interest of historical accuracy I feel bound to utilize the moniker by which the fledgling movement christened themselves.