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Sarah Santa Palin says free photos are naughty! For a hundred or more you get cleavage ..I assume

The beacon of morality, with her eyes firmly on the White House and another new wardrobe, always comes up with new money raising schemes. If Fox film is to be
believed..a’hem..flocks or gaggles of people have been lining up cheerfully to be fleeced for the cause. In an efficient assembly line,they sold the believers the forty dollar tome, (now going for $4.95 elsewhere), for a little extra she would sign your book, until she grew weary of that game. Now, there’s an added bonus. Don’t even think about taking a snapshot! A professional photo with “the Governor” will be taken in the photo center, where you may purchase your choice of sizes and even refridgerator magnets. This dame does nothing for free as John
McCain can attest. You’ll have a lovely lifetime souvenier, or buy one for everyone in the family for the holidays! It’s certain to shorten your list next year.

The rules just keep coming! This just in from Sarah Palin’s office. They claim that they are merely repeating the rules of the Mall of America, but they have never interested themselves in the press or what languages they speak.
the directive is as follows:Only English speaking press are allowed.
The press must address her only as Governor. How long can she maintain that title? . We have no directives as to the pesky habit of photographers taking pictures. Will they be allowed to take their own, or will they have to pose with the Governator and purchase their own package of 5×7’s ?