Are you feeling confused about your marital roles? Chances are, gay marriage has contributed to this confusion, just as Republicans warned. Never fear, help is – still squeezing into his tights, then I’m certain he’ll be ‘On the Way!’ That’s right. I’m talking about Super Newt, Professional Marriage Ninja – can you dig it? Who knows more about traditional marriage than someone who has traded partners three times and counting? I suspect that ‘have your Tiffany’s bills sent to the office’ is step number one.
