The real debilitating disease that Hillary Clinton has is called “nopenis” which is what makes her so untrustworthy, well that and being so “haughty,” which in men we call strong leadership, oh, and elitist, which comes from her 8 years as First Lady of Arkansas, 8 more years of First Lady of the United States, becoming a multi-millionaire, 6 years as US Senator from our largest state, 4 years as Secretary of State and the first woman nominee to the Presidency of the United States. WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? Hey, I just took my wife to Golden Coral for dinner and just traded two more hogs for another gun.
You know, I just typed “hillary clinton illness” into Google and the first result was this Stephen Colbert video which shoved drag queen motorboat Rudy Giuliani down to fourth and fifth place, then came the conspiracies. INFOWARS! Donald Trump’s favorite radio show, and one he participates in, and not to forget the National Enquirer as his favorite source for news, well other than what someone said on the internet.
When Rudy Giuliani ran for president in the 2008 Republican primary, he lasted a day or two before he was laughed out of the race, at the time I found that surprising being the savior of America from terrorism and promography and all, but at the time I was not aware that as mayor he was such an intimate friend of Donald Trump’s. I like most of you did not know at the time than anyone good friends with The Donald was considered a nitwit.
I have also concluded Rudy Giuliani is one of those special people, you know, the ones that there is something obviously very wrong with, in an other-worldly kind of way, you know, like Michelle Bachmann, Dennis Rodman, Oliver North, Ben Carson, Victoria Jackson…