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Superbowl, Falcons fall apart with another stake through my heart

At halftime The New England Patriots – led by suckup Trump supporters quarterback Tom Brady, head coach Bill Belichick and owner Robert Kraft – were happily behind 21 to 3 pointing to a sure win for the Falcons as NFL Superbowl statistics portend.

Then came a rousing halftime show by Lady Gaga and a bit of politics with an a Capella version of Woody Guthries’ This Land is Your Land and her signature Born this Way.

The Falcons came out in the third quarter with another touchdown to seemingly seal the win with 28 to 3 – a 25 point lead in the third quarter. All the Patriots needed to do was get three touchdowns and a field goal in 25 minutes to win. Good luck with that hahaha!

To the shattering disappointment of hundreds of millions of Americans, when it was all over the Patriots had gotten 4 touchdowns and a field goal in 25 minutes to win the Superbowl for The Donald.

Remind anyone of any recent elections?