Ted Cruz is runnin’ for president! How do I know? He spoke for 21 hours about…absolutely nothin’! But he got a whole lot of attention for it! Smart man. And his speech was scintillatin’…he talked about Dr. Seuss, reality tv, his hurt feet…what a hero! Plus, he really showed Rand Paul what it means to reaaalllly care about Americans, right? Well, he spoke longer anyway so that’s proof of somethin’. This will be an excitin’ presidential season, that’s for sure!
I’ve gleaned a couple of tips from Susie’s presentation. First: If Cruz-like nattering catches on, the smart money is on disposable adult diapers. Invest now. Oh, and girls – Susie may be onto something. If you’re husband hunting, by all means, “Don’t give the ‘milk’ away for free” – unless you’re taking precautions. This is what Republicans fear most. Wimmin’ folk will put the country further in debt with those inexpensive birth control pills, and end lives with the ‘Morning After Pill’ – but they see no conflict in subsidizing Viagra and the like.It never was about logic, was it?