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FOX Nails Surfer From Ridgemont High on Food Stamps: Totally Biased

FOX Poll: Surfer Dude From Ridgemont High on Food Stamps. Totally Biased

Fox News revealed that the 4 million people losing food stamps were bilking the system anyway! In a shocking interview, we learned that a ‘typical’ recipient is an 80’s era surfer dude, without a care in the world. Furthermore he enjoys gourmet meals that hard-working Americans are providing!

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Wanted: Male actor – late teens, early twenties. Must resemble Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High.’ Emphasis on surfer lifestyle, ‘livin’ the dream’ and gourmet foods. Respond to HR at Fox Broadcasting.