One thing all three "winners" have in common, be it magical thinking Beck with his golden umbrellas, Bill O’Reilly and his magical thinking, or Carly Fiorina, working the poltics scene in CA.- as if what she just said, doesn’t count. All of them have a disconnect, and no longer know what they do believe, just what the party line, and their income requires them to say.
Golden: Glenn Beck: Shhhhh! Glenn knows the end is near, the collapse of the American system is so close you can see it with your magical goggles on! Never you fear! He’s sharing a system with us. You know that with the words "God, Gold, and Guns" (it’s no coincidence he’s "gold" today). with those words in his system, it’s a lifesaver that you can trust! So what if his advertisers cheat you on your gold. That still leaves you with your gun and the umbrella that God is holding over your head. You may have to hold it yourself, he’s busy ya know. Still, it protects from nuclear fall-out, errant asteroids, and even large hail.
Silver: Bill O’Reilly, Incredible doodyface! Don’t mess with Bill! If you do, then when you decide to retire after an esteemed career spanning 38 years on PBS, at the age of 75, then Bill Ugh will take credit for leaning on ya…you know,sending an ‘associate’ to let you know you’d better get out of the biz. So now you know, Bill Moyers didn’t choose to retire at all! Bill O’Reilly sent his go-fer Jesse Watters to take him out! Moyers was hammering Bush and Cheney and making comments about the Factor, obviously he had to be dealt with! Bush, Cheney, and the Factor, man they’re close! Watch and see what really happened! You don’t mess with Bill – Moyers. We’ll miss you Mr. Moyers, and only wish we could miss O’Reilly.
Bronze: Carly Fiorina has everything she needs to be a front-runner in Republican politics. Running for the Cal. senate seat, she’s completely reversed her feelings on the stimulus and bailout. Oh well, she can be excused,
after all, when she was all for it, she wasn’t running for office, and was the big dog in Hewlett Packard. She has a natural quality often found in politics,
the inability to hold onto any ideal, or to genuinely feel one. Take a focus group and see what they think I should feel, that’s the ticket!