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Video: Stephen Colber takes Freedom and Liberty to Homeowner Associations

As I was saying in the last article…

This has been a personal issue of mine forever. The rules for the sake of rules, the illogic of it, the unreason and the people responsible who spend their lives soaking in the shallow yellow tinged end of the pool. If I recall my grandparents called them "busybodies" my parents called them "eccentric" while I call them "sniveling little urine soaked a wholes" who had best get out of my face unless they want to be put in a headlock and given a knuckle rubbie!

Another issue just like this that comes up often is many of these homeowner organizations will not allow rock gardens in the front yard – which eliminates the need of literally millions of gallons of water needlessly poured into lawns. They will not allow growing vegetables in the front yard to feed yourself. Oh and my big issue no boats!

There is a less violent way of dealing with these twatleites. Save up a years worth of liquor bottles. Buy a large sack of plastic red cups. In the middle of the night take it all and spread it around the offending busybodies front lawn. Trail a bit of it to some neighbors lawns. But please do not try this at home because it works much better than toilet paper!