Newly ‘out’ professional basketball player Jason Collins and former President George W. (Grandma Moses)Bush have only one thing in common – this video. Susie Sampson surmises that basketball will never be the same again. There may have been gay players in the past, but Collins is the first to admit it. Susie predicts that doomsday is upon us, and speculates that Jason’s parents may have tried to ‘pray the gay away’ much like the Bachmans surely have for Marcus.
Then there’s George Bush. Towering conservative leader who spends his days painting his knees. A lot of us were surprised to hear he can read, so the fact the he’s painting too…a miracle! Bush 2016? Only if he can master color mixing and perspective by then, and convince Dead Eye Dick to come back as V.P., once again freeing Dubya up to pursue the things that really hold importance for him.