Seth Meyers dishes out some sick burns to deserving subjects, including but not limited to – Anthony Weiner and his ubiquitous dick – with a smooth side burn to the ever-deserving Rudy Giuliani. Also deserving of burns, to a lesser degree – are LaGuardia Airport, Russian Hackers and the annual festival of Back to School Shopping. We’re aware the topic of Adolescence sulks near the shirts, only by the wafting of Clearasil.
Last but not least – the Vice Presidential Twins get singed a bit. Don’t be embarrassed if you still confuse the two. Seth advises the pair to stay behind the scenes, because we can’t or don’t really notice them anyway. I disagree. I often notice Mike Pence’s expression as Trump talks, and Pence rehearses how he’s going to ‘explain’ it all later. If you’re still confused about who’s who, Seth says Mike Pence looks like a cop who arrests an underage teen for drinking, while Tim Kaine resembles the dad who has to pick that kid up. I think that straightens up any lingering confusion.