. Seth Meyers dishes out sick burns to deserving Thanksgiving subjects. Open a window and turn on the fan, something’s burnt, and it just may be the one thing we all prepare for a feast, and forget – and I’ll bet you know what it is. There are sufficient ‘burns’ left for: family touch football, pardoning turkeys, Your parent’s house, Thanksgiving table manners, uninvited plus-ones and Christmas music, which starts earlier every year. I hereby second the motion to make “I Will Survive” the song of the season, and wish you a very happy day!