Crazyass, WI – A non-scientific poll of Republican members of Congress revealed that many members of the US House of Representatives and US Senate may…
Dumbass, USA – It appears the Bush administration is adapting a new approach to the wars that have plagued the administration since its taking office…
Washington, D.C. — In an unprecedented action, Vice President Dick Cheney Wednesday urged Americans to not buy gasoline on Sunday, July 1st. “We are looking…
A recent poll by the Progessive Institute for the Squalid, a liberal think tank located in Hortense, South Carolina announced its findings on youth attitudes…
Minneapolis — Rock star Prince announced a new tour Wednesday. The musician and his Purple Revue will simply act at playing instruments while indulged in…
Washington – The latest revelations on the USS government’s attempts to build a “Gay bomb” that would turn the enemy into homosexuals have surfaced, indicating…
Reuters reported earlier today that elements of the 22nd Brigade, 16th Cavalry, opened fire on a group of individuals in a marketplace on the south…
Fort Lauderdale — While groups of local ladies have been gathering in coffeehouses and restaurants in this ocean resort city for years to weigh the…
Los Angeles —Unimpeachable sources indicate the reason Paris Hilton was prematurely released from jail Thursday is so the celebutante can attend the G8 Summit meeting…
SAG HARBOR, MI — Following the conviction and sentencing of Lewis “scooter” Libby, many of the faithful are doing whatever they can to commemorate the…
Just a few passing thoughts from a Vietnam Veteran the day after Memorial Day. Most Americans don’t know the difference between Memorial Day and Veteran’s…
STURTEVANT – Two brothers serving time in prison together were charged Thursday with incest. A prison guard found Brian and Jeremy Threlkeld, both of Kenosha,…
“Between 100,000 and 300,000 barrels a day of Iraq’s declared oil production over the past four years is unaccounted for and could have been siphoned…
“The problem is not broad strategy and policy, it’s that the bureaucracy is so inefficient and there’s been so little follow-up that the machine doesn’t…