“Personally, I’d stay as far the hell away from BlackHoles as I can” Neil deGrasse Tyson Matthew McConaughey is such a spaceshot he makes Woody…
Ah, the good old daze… What was so good about them? There used to be more crime, poverty, racism, intolerance, head injuries, hunger, illness, death,…
Here’s something irresistible from Conan’s guest, America’s hunky handyman, Nick Offerman. If the name doesn’t ring a bell, Offerman offers this modest self-introduction. “Hi, I’m…
Ellen devotes a hilarious segment to introducing some of the most amazing new toys you may want to put on your holiday shopping list! I…
Hey, Woody didn’t bite Jennifer Lawrence on the ass, he only bit her leg. Which is okay. Good to finally see Jenifer Lawrence with some…
That’s my shirt he has on! Can you smoke cigarettes in New York City these days? Can you eat weed in New York City? You…
“Voting should be made easier. Make election day a holiday, allow you to vote online, allow you to vote without a picture ID. But you…
What a nice new package. But all the wrong questions. Also a way for Bill Maher to run from the losing team and restate his…
So President Obama is about to sign an executive order that will give work permits to about 4 million Mexicans. Coincidentally, the same amount of…
So if we have to dress up in China wearing Purple Rain bridesmaid outfits then when they come here for summit meetings they have to…
“I would say this to the professor (Nobody Gruber) put down the Cognac and the lost writings of JD Salinger, and you want to…
If ever there was a case of trying to fill up space with words that just do not come to me about any of this,…
NO POINTING! Well for black men or liberal lady mayors who rub the police wrong anyway. Betsy Hodges is in trouble. Didn’t our Mothers tell…
Gallup told us the other day that the American people want the Republican Party to lead the way. Well here you go. Kill all the…
I read this in the Houston Chronicle yesterday finding it the best example of who and what Republicans are these days and why they vote…