“People don’t try to hit me if I have a gun.” Chris Cantwell I suppose the first order of business is to get the names…
“The country’s going to go nuts, because they’re going to see it [immigration executive order] as a move outside the authority of the president, and…
ESPN host Keith Olbermann named O’Reilly his ‘World’s Worst Person in Sports’ on his Wednesday show The award is a much deserved response to O’Reilly’s…
Jimmy Fallon observes that we have become familiar with a wide range of the expressions President Obama shows to the world…And – sigh, to the…
“Everybody back! This man’s swallowed his nose! Don’t panic, I’m a sheet metal worker! Somebody bring me a pail of water and a catcher’s mitt!”…
The dumbest person in elected office will be a tie until January when Michelle Bachmann leaves the House to Louie Gohmert. But the dumbest person…
“Never have so many benefited from screwing so many.” It genuinely is the “If you vote for me, I’ll kill your puppy” platform, and those…
You don’t govern by executive orders, you govern by impeachment and shutting down the government Oh, and the biggest Republican game play, doing nothing at…
Detroit’s 18 hole golf courses need water for critical fountianing Gosh… So Detroit turns the water off for poor people who don’t pay up, but…
13 Americans are injured by sharks each year, 13,000 Americans are injured by pails and buckets Oh, and the two things front and center in…
“We’re about to get two years of intense, horrifying stupidity.” “If you thought Benghazi was a scandal…
Because nothing says ‘grammar nazi” quite like bustin’ some caps. As this episode of ‘Schoolhouse Rock Re-imagined’ by Adult Swim suggests – it’s time to…
What’s the message here? If I ain’t mistakin’ it’s that color has no boundaries when it comes to women putting a stop to having fun.…
We don’t know which of the Seven Dwarfs you men be bringing to the house. You go girl! I must say that the ladies…