“Bring unto me the little children so I can slap the crap out of them.” Jesus Christ, American version In defense of the rural American…
It seems the only people who can tell the truth are those not after a buck or a vote. I looked back to find the…
John Oliver is officially on hiatus, but he stopped by via the magic of a web exclusive to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! John also…
In a brief segment from the Comedy Central show ‘At Midnight’ hosted by Chris Hardwick, comedians Keegan Michael Key. Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel…
We have better security at our Southern border than we do here at the White House You may have noticed nothing from SNL per usual…
Wow, from Lena Dunham to Angelina Jolie, Lauren O’Brien is about as talented as it gets. Where is she? Who is she? Why don’t we…
President Django, keeps right on giving it to the Republicans. Teddy Bare Paradise update: That her real name now, she used to go by the name…
If you like your gardener you can keep your gardener The new laws deny most everything but deportation to about half the illegal immigratants here,…
Color TV Comedy cleverly spins the story of the first Thanksgiving, and how it relates to the current day. You see, Gentrifigiving all began when…
With Turkey Day fast approaching, Jimmy Fallon reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #ThanksgivingFail. It strikes me that it’s incorrect to call these incidents…
Just because carving dicks on Mount Rushmore creates jobs, does not make it a good idea Just as doing the wrong thing increases corporate profits…
You can’t make a store open on Thanksgiving. It’s just a poor helpless corporation. But people? Punch in and shut the fk up. You can…
Executive Amnesty, where 5 million Mexicans get their own bathrooms with WIFI and hot towels. If only Republicans were as good at governing and advancing…
“To me, it’s just another attack on Obamacare, from another angle. Sounds like Benghazi all over again.” Tommy Chong to Fox News panel Nobody Gruber…
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no…