Report: Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel The Onion presents the findings of a report compiled by the Department of…
Smart people always thinking they’re so smart with their smartness and clevertudinous proclamations of wit and wonder.. They are The Worst… Right? As a stupid…
Have you seen the creepy new Christian trend sweeping the nation, called Purity Balls? I’m telling you, creepy dads are putting the fun back in…
Who would have thought? It’s a simple matter for me. Put me in that chair on the left in the Corona ads for the time…
Get More: Comedy Central,Funny Videos,Funny TV Shows The living Hell of small talk. When I am on an elevator I like to discuss the nature…
God is Great! A Pakistani woman, who was three months’ pregnant, was beaten to death with bricks by members of her own family yesterday for…
America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers warns graduating schoolboys that someone is watching every time they masturbate. In a graduation address to a private boy’s…
The recent European Union election had substantial wins from the White Wing parties which they more kindly call “Eurosceptics.” The growing movement is based not…
In response to the Christian Evangelical state of Tennessee bringing back Old Sparky to electrocute to death 11 men on Death Row, questions arose as…
As we all know, America is a Christian nation, and Mrs. Betty Bowers examines the Constitution to prove it once and for all! We seem…
Nothing Jesus loves better than an execution. In fact that is what Jesus was all about! The spirit of Jesus Christ lives in the execution…
Season Finale SNL Skit making fun of the bigotry surrounding the NFL Michael Sam kiss with cameos by old cast members Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig,…
General Motors faulty ignitions have caused the death of 13 people in the last 10 years. To put that in perspective, 13 people are killed…
The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive The only good thing about atheists going to heaven is I…
Texas Drought: Is everyone in Texas as stupid as Brandon Fender? Pretty much… Reminds me of the #bringourgirlsback hastag controversy. Republicans are standing in line…