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Chipotle nixes assault rifles in their restaurants, Jon Stewart

Those who really really want a gun are the very ones who really really should not be able to have one

chipotle versus gun enthusiastsWell not exactly. Chipotle just wants, wishes and hopes that these crazy gun enthusiasts will not bring their weapons into their restaurants full of children. There is no sign and employees are warned not to say anything as the business fear for their property and employee lives.

This crap, along with executions, is our American celebration of violence. Like no other place on Earth. In fact this is what makes us so exceptional.

Because this crap is mistakenly carved into our constitution the only way to deal with it is from the bottom up.  Like the 90% of Americans who want to regulate gun shows and have background checks, I have little doubt that the same numbers apply to taking assault rifles into places you and your children eat and play. With that said…

If you see any of these crazy gun enthusiasts with a gun on your street, in a bar, a restaurant, church, airport lobby, sporting event or coffee house immediately dial 911 and say there is a crazy looking man with a gun and you are afraid for your life, the life of your child or the lives of other children in the area. Do not leave this only to the brave women of Mothers for Gun Sense who suffer all the real death threats and intimidation, help by doing it yourself every single time you see one of these armed crazies making the rest of live in fear. These are not pleasant stable people, they are on the edge of not just crazy but violent crazy.

If you are afraid to call 911 because the gun enthusiast may see you and shoot you, then at the very least tell the management at the premises that you are leaving because you are afraid for your life and run out as fast as you can. Be sure to pay first or that person flaunting the gun who is there just aching to shoot someone will have an excuse to do so. And I mean ACHING. It’s what their entire lives have become.

Of course there is the third FLORIDA OPTION. If you see one of these crazy gun enthusiasts with a gun coming toward you, take out your concealed weapon and shoot them between the eyes. After all they are armed and advancing which most certainly makes you feel afraid for your life. And afterwards you can go on talk shows and be cool.