If you thought this presidential race was a joke, just wait until you see the odd assortment of merchandise that’s being sold by the various campaigns during this election season, Jimmy Kimmel gives us a quick and funny tour of items candidates would like to sell to you.
The first item Jimmy mentions is the Ted Cruz ‘breathe’ yoga mat. Ted Cruz told a TMZ reporter;
“I encourage everyone to go to tedcruz.org. It’s very good for relaxing. If you feel your head exploding, if you’re filled with rage, and you’re unable to control yourself, spend some time on the ‘breathe’ yoga mat.” I wonder just who he was talking about? Jimmy says “Cruz has a future as a QVC salesman if this presidential thing doesn’t work out.” For my part, I’m astonished. I wouldn’t have pegged Cruz’s supporters as yoga enthusiasts, but the first order hasn’t shipped, and is already on back order. They’ve found some other clever use for them, I tells ya! Not to be outdone, Marco Rubio hopped on the yoga bandwagon with ‘DumpTrump’ screen printed on yoga pants, which are for sale on his site, so you’re ready to make a political statement at yoga class. Maybe Trump will print some brass knuckles to sell on his?
Jimmy takes us through goodies from all of the candidates with clever remarks that will take the sting out of recent ugliness on the campaign trail. But first, there is still time to get a very special Mitt Romney Chia Pet on Amazon, because – as we’ve recently seen, you just never know when he’s coming back again.