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Racist F, a song for my racist friends

racist fksBoy do A LOT of people I know need to listen to this song. Let me tell you. For what good it will do…

All those racist canards… They are lazy. My hard earned tax money. They are on the dole. My hard earned tax money. They are criminals filling our prisons, My hard earned tax money. They are on welfare. My hard earned tax money. They don’t work. My hard earned tax money. What’s the matter with REDSKINS? Some of my best friends are black. My hard earned tax money. I am not a racist I just don’t like them. Entitlements! Moochers! Food Stamps! My hard earned tax money. Debt! Deficit! Why can they say the nword but I can’t? My hard earned tax money. What’s wrong with calling them BOY? NAZI political correctness. My hard earned tax money.

And you know MY HARD EARNED TAX MONEY goes mostly to education, the military, interest on the debt, sick old people and the biggest drag of all, Republican Health Care policy.

And if you are unaware, take a look at any RED / BLUE map of any state. There you will find the only patches of blue are where people live near universities, libraries, museums, arenas, concert halls, art centers, TV stations, parks, major newspapers all in a mix of people of different colors, ethnicities and religions. Well except Boise.

And then look at that ominous vast sea of red (and white) where civilization has not yet penetrated. Where camo is the fashion and there is little entertainment other than playing with guns, drinking in bass boats, watching Fox News and listening to Rush Limbaugh. Oh, I almost forget, and emailing Obama watermelon pictures to all your pals.

Oh ye take the red road and I’ll take the blue road and I’ll be in Heaven before ye…