Sarah Palin has carved out a niche by doing what she does best. Few people have perfected whining to a million dollar art form, and in recognition of this achievement her essence has been bottled. This is Sarah’s own ‘Sour Grapes Wine’ perfect for any Grand Old Party, just serve with stinky cheese and watch the fun begin. I particularly like the absence of substance abuse potential, no substance – no abuse! Pick up a box today, Sarah’s witticisms printed on the handy box or bottle will make you the Dorothy Parker of the dreary party too, although they would be much more likely to recognize Annie Oakley or Ayn Rand. Use discretion.