It is not that Scott Walker is crosseyed, it is that the right side of his head is about an inch lower than the left the side of his head, I say head rather than face because the problem also stretches around each side to include his ears which of course makes him unelectable outside beer addled rural Wisconsin.
Scott Walker brings up a point about our rural / urban divide. I traveled back to my home state of Wisconsin one recent Fall during his recall election there. While staying with friends and family in Milwaukee for a week I was constantly bombarded with clipboards to sign for the recall Scott Walker campaign by every friend I had there, mostly high school graduates who engaged me in lots of discussions about politics, religion, racism and unions.
I then traveled up North 100 miles to visit my college graduate friends in and around Oshkosh in the Fox River Valley to find most all of them had SCOTT WALKER yard signs up and own their long gravel driveways with most discussions about what they killed over the weekend, what they planned to kill next weekend, and did I want any venison sausage or goose jerky to take home. Oh and I suffered far more hangovers up there doanyaknow.