Nothing people around the house hate more than one of my MOSTLY TRUE STORIES which is why I tell them here. As a freshman I…
Unlike Miley Cyrus who turned fking nothing into big dollars and big PR, poor Anthony Weiner turned fking nothing into the ruination of his life.…
Dazed and confused. Complicated questions. We are a nation torn, to bomb or not to bomb, to twerk or not to twerk and perhaps the…
Like you, I also wonder if there is a connection between obesity and our need to bomb people far away. Well hold it, I just…
Movies do have power. More than books or even TV. Why is that? It’s the art in it. The ability of the artists to put…
Just wrote about the crazy cannibal Doomsday Preppers a few days ago. The Onion is watching me… Doomsday Castle should be a big hit. I…
Tim Tebow! Why isn’t he on Fox News? Is Tim Tebow too smart for Fox? We have to make sure all Republicans understand that dieting…
God feels strongly about gay marriage because he has a gay son. You know, if we were to take all the stereotypes and prejudices of…
Dennis Rodman is the most normal thing to ever happen in North Korea considering. I say next step is to send Jenna Jameson. To the…
wood projects for kids This is mostly about an inside joke between Newscat and I. That when we put NUDE or NAKED in a title,…
I am sure you are thinking the same 10 things as I am thinking…. What about Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina,…
Speaking of ammo, I actually know people who buy it by the PALLET. “The only way to stop a bad guy with on a killing…
Gosh, this one hit home HERE on many levels. This is how Newscat sees me. 🙂 The Onion has stopped creating most of the videos…
Speaking of dogs… I wonder who many people who have heard about the McAfee business down in Belize know that the neighbor had been complaining…