This is the first time it ever occurred to me that perhaps really really fat people are really really stupid. Wait, wait…. I watched it…
Houston Chronicle columnist Cragg Hines, a moderate Republican whose editorials have caused millions of Texans to claim this conservative daily a liberal rag, wrote a…
Houston, we have a problem. Artist David Adickes has completed his 36 foot high scuplutre of the Beatles in Downtown Houston. Not everyone is pleased,…
I wrote this little ditty about 15 years ago. Making the GUNS IN BARS the crux of the joke. Now down here in Dumbass, Governor…
"Where’s a stunt double when you need one?" Vincent Gutierrez last words in the Texas Death Chamber earlier this year who went out laughing. Admitted…
Down here in Dumbass our state legislature meets only every other year, and then only for a few months. This saves all Texans money which…
Ron Paul quit Congress in the late 80’s because he thought Republicans were far too liberal to become the presidential candidate of the Libertarian Party.…
I was talking to a fellow in a local bar here the other day. As we parted he handed me his card. It read Ku Klux…
Down here in Dumbass, we are presently in the Family Values process of tossing hundreds of retarded adults from a non profit facility. To build…
Jon Mathews, one of Houston’s best known local Right-wing radio hosts has proved to be just as personally disgusting as his radio talk. Rack Jite…