"I find a very good measure of correlation between my religious beliefs and my scientific beliefs, People say, 'How can you be a scientist, how can you be a surgeon if you don't believe in certain things?' Maybe those things aren't scientific, maybe it is just propaganda" Dr Ben Carson explaining that evolution is not ... Full Article & Video
"They don’t do business with real African-American-owned companies, just give him $50,000 and a bucket of chicken and we’re good." Byron Allen explaining what Comcast gives Al Sharpton. Full Article & Video
YELP is about as far removed from who I am and what I do that it is hard for me to comment upon it. Full Article & Video
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is first to show a trailer of the feel-good movie of the year! Full Article & Video
As Bill O'Reilly continues to sink deeper into the quick-sand of his own lies, an observer asks the musical question: "Won't You Shut Up Bill O'Rielly?" The tune is set to ragtime, which the songstress explains is 'appropriate for the age of O'Reilly's audience.' While it's offered in snark, "Shut up Bill O'Reilly" would be ... Full Article & Video
Fox News Gretchen Carlson explains that if a person prefixes a horrible thing to say by saying they are about to say a horrible thing, then it's okay, though the process would require everything ever said on Fox News to be prefaced by first saying "this is a horrible thing to say." This is a pretty ... Full Article & Video
This ISIS take off on the Dad dropping his daughter off at the airport to go to college is startling and may be poorly received where blond women in red dresses say horrible things without first prefacing they are about to say horrible things. Full Article & Video
A new study found marijuana to be the safest recreational drug we can use, "Huh, interesting" said a million black dudes in prison for using marijuana. Full Article & Video
I get all mixed up with the who-ho of pimp-hop, so I am not sure if this is the guy married to that beautiful singer and dancer Beyonce or married to the one who just has a big ass. Full Article & Video
Excuse me, I can't poop while you're in here and you're just doing your hair so I need you to get the fk out! Full Article & Video
The Senate caved in to Obama and passed a clean bill to fund Homeland Security, which then went to the House which voted against it giving it funding for only 7 more days. Full Article & Video
Here we have another American family who are just so happy they had a gun enthusiast among them. Full Article & Video
Now here is an issue that is so beyond my understanding that I question the sanity of humanity itself. Full Article & Video
Jimmy Kimmel is concerned about the snowballing anti-vaccination silliness, so he's invited some real, live doctors to address the matter. Full Article & Video
Sen James Inhofe used his devastating 'Snowball of Proof' to prove scientists wrong, and end - at last, the annoying discussion of climate change. Full Article & Video
It's that CPAC time of the year, where the world's most important and powerful Conservatives meet and greet the 2016 contenders for President of the United States. Full Article & Video
“If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can do the same across the world” Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker at CPAC comparing ISIS terrorists to teachers and union members demonstrating for fair wages and benefits, Walker's fight against working stiffs was funded by Koch Brothers money from outside Wisconsin, Scott Walker is the Koch Brothers ... Full Article & Video
I would guess this is funniest to Apple people, which I am not one of. Full Article & Video
Lawrence O'Donnell turns 'Rewrite' over to sportscaster Dale Hansen, who denounces racist signs at a recent Texas, high school basketball game - saying 'kids have to be taught to hate.' Hansen's brief speech, seen above, may be one of the most moving yet concise statements on racism and the transmission of the disease. Full Article & Video
Conan O'Brien visits talking toy hell, in another visit from WikiBear. Full Article & Video
Republicans are not like you and I, they don't love America for what it is, they only love America for what it was. Full Article & Video
Megyn, I am only 52, I have four to five productive years left, and then about 10 to 15 that are mostly ehhhh, and then the last 4 or 5 angry confused years, or as they're sometimes referred to as the Fox News viewer Demo years. Full Article & Video
A little research finds that Aaron Schock has been spending lots of taxpayer money on himself for a very long time. Full Article & Video
Oh sure, laugh your ass off thinking hemorrhoids are just so damn funny, but only funny to those who have never had them. Full Article & Video
Idaho Rep Vito Barbieri displayed a stunning ignorance of female anatomy recently, when he expressed his belief that there is a direct route from the mouth to the vagina. Full Article & Video