GOP Solves Immigration: Make America worse than Mexico, Andy Borowitz

Borowitz report on immigration

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live.” Appearing with House Speaker John Boehner, McConnell said that, in contrast to President Obama’s “Band-Aid fixes,” the Republican plan would address “the root cause of immigration, which Full Article & Video

Jimmy Kimmel Hide & Speak: Worst Facebook Friends

Jimmy Kimmel Hide & Speak: Worst Facebook Friends

In honor of National Un-Friend Day, Jimmy's cousin Sal went out to Hollywood Boulevard to talk to people about the those who annoy them on Facebook. He let them put on masks so they could be totally honest. That's right. A mask allowed these people to be brutally honest with their Facebook 'friends' and in ... Full Article & Video

Republicans Win via The Screw You Strategy!

Republicans Win via The Screw You Strategy!

"Never have so many benefited from screwing so many."  It genuinely is the "If you vote for me, I'll kill your puppy" platform, and those with the most to lose gladly voted for those who will surely take it from them. Why would voters elect the candidate who has promised to continue mistreating them, while ... Full Article & Video