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Lewis Black on Black Friday, Daily Show

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You can't make a store open on Thanksgiving. It's just a poor helpless corporation. But people? Punch in and shut the fk up. You can see your family in January. Speaking of Venus and Mars... I had carpet cleaners here the other day and asked how many men they talked to on the job. They told Full Article & Video

GOP Solves Immigration: Make America worse than Mexico, Andy Borowitz

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live.” Appearing with House Speaker John Boehner, McConnell said that, in contrast to President Obama’s “Band-Aid fixes,” the Republican plan would address “the root cause of immigration, which Full Article & Video

SNL Cold Open: Obama and McConnell get drunk

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What's the message here?  If I ain't mistakin' it's that color has no boundaries when it comes to women putting a stop to having fun. My immediate hope is that the President will pound on a big bass drum and give the Republicans the finger as he signs the executive order to give temporary work permits Full Article & Video

SNL: Woody Harrelson and Crack

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Ah, the good old daze...  What was so good about them?  There used to be more crime, poverty, racism, intolerance, head injuries, hunger, illness, death, bigotry and nothing on TV. My only complaint these days are the cell phones. That we must all know where everyone is and what they are doing every minute of every Full Article & Video