Idiotic American language, Christians, Republicans and Patriots all collide in this hysterically correct lesson from Mrs Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian. Betty, who is never at a lack for words, lists nearly twenty of the worst, as well as the phrases and expressions we need to humanely euthanize now. Always witty and articulate, Mrs. Bowers…
Jimmy Kimmel responds to Senator Bill Cassidy, Senator Lindsey Graham, Governor Chris Christie and Brian Kilmeade – the “phony little creep,” after they reacted to his monologue about the #GrahamCassidy health care bill. In which Senator Bill Cassidy ‘gets caught with his GOPenis out,’ and Republicans rush to attack Jimmy Kimmel and muddy the waters.…
While visiting Jerusalem, Conan shares Trump’s blueprints for dividing up the Holy Land…Don’t look for a Trump Tower or golf course to appear soon. Later, surrounded by booths filled with exotic goodies, Conan learns the fine art of haggling from a pro. Conan finds that he’s much better at making friends than haggling, as it…
Seth Meyers takes a break from breaking news to check in on Republican California Congressman Dana Rohrabacher. Who the hell is Rohrabacher, and why he was famously dubbed “Putin’s favorite senator?” Putin does tend to select a certain type of American politician to befriend. When Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher isn’t forwarding his position on dinosaur…
Jimmy Kimmel shares his thoughts on Senators Bill Cassidy and Lindsey Graham’s new health “care” bill, which doesn’t pass Cassidy’s own “Jimmy Kimmel Test.” “Cassidy lied to my face” said Jimmy, who once invited Cassidy on his show to explain the bill. At that time, Cassidy promised: No individual or family would be denied coverage.…
Seth takes a closer look – as the Russian investigation nears its first possible indictment – most possibly Paul Manafort, the GOP is insisting on ramming through a massively unpopular plan to repeal Obamacare without finding out how this diabolical plan strips care from millions. Closer to home, we face the most dangerous hair-trigger international…
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™, appears before a joint session of the multitudes to lead America in a prayer for its unlikely salvation. #ByeByeClown Push partisanship aside, and join in Betty’s multi denominational and inter species prayer to save our nation! If you wish to follow along,it is ‘Corinthians two.’ Gotcha! As you know,…
Keith Olbermann has good reason to believe that Facebook may be the final leaking ceiling tile, that sooner or later will cave in on Donald Trump. So, what did Facebook do to attract the laser sharp attention of Trump investigator Robert Mueller? Gosh, folks on Facebook post a few family photos and favorite recipes and…
Diligent fashionista Chelsea Handler just realized that Labor Day has come and gone and she hasn’t packed the summer whites away. There is one group in America, with many offshoots who pays no heed to the ‘no whites rule’ in fact, they believe ‘only whites rule’ – and as you can tell, we’re not in…
Seth Meyers takes a closer look at how ‘Precident Trump is making a renewed push to get Democrats on board with his agenda. Inviting Dems to dinner and serving them ‘beautifully sculpted, goose-egg shaped ice cream went a long way toward helping some Democrats forget eight months of lunacy. These lawmakers must be watched closely,…
At last, you dear reader, I and Keith Olbermann all agree with Donald Trump! In a flash of strange self-awareness, Donald Trump has acknowledged the truth about himself. Trump’s realization is the antithesis of Sally Field’s famous Oscar acceptance speech – in which she gushed – in humble surprise; “You like me, you really, really…
For all of the breathless, gullible political reporters who still – after all they have seen, report that Trump is pivoting, or he’s changing or he is becoming presidential, Keith Olbermann grabs them by the shoulders, and enunciates very clearly. ‘Trump is not changing, he is not pivoting. Trump IS crazy!’ The political media is…
Seth Meyers takes a closer look at how ‘Precident Trump’ is dealing with new developments in the Russia scandal, as Robert Mueller questions Trump’s untimely decision to fire Comey, and White House lawyers are attempting to shove Kushner out of the lifeboat – because ‘who knew’ how involved the kid was with Russia?! Oh, and…